Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

Looking 50 is great if your 60.

Funny 50th birthday slogans.

Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair. Old age is like underwear. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. Happy birthday you old buzzard.

It took me 50 years to look this good. It creeps up on you anon. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3.

As you grow older it will avoid you. I m not 50 i m 18 with 32 years experience. 50th birthday slogans generator happy 50. Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20.

May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. Senior moment in progress. Im not old im youthfully challenged. Hi ho hi ho its over the hill you go.

50 is the five perfect 10s. Franklin pierce adams. Lets celebrate with a bottle of prune juice. I can t remember what i forgot so don t ask.

These funny light hearted signs make great party decorations for any 50th birthday party. The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen. 50 is the new 25 twice you are 18 262 days old. Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away.

Jul 24 2017 explore missy shellman s board 50th birthday sayings on pinterest. This 50th birthday sign pack includes four 8x10 digital signs. Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3.

Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes. I can t believe i m 50. Don t be jealous because i look this good at 50.

Fun is like life insurance. After printed they can be framed and displayed on tables or simply hung up on the walls. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50.

Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon. 50th birthday quotes about middle age. See more ideas about 50th birthday birthday 50th birthday party. Do not worry about avoiding temptation.

Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent.